
Did I mention the Frenchman is in San Francisco, SAN FranCISco, without me? Non? Well he is and I am here wallowing knee-deep in offspring and naughty dogs being a temporary single parent. If you are a single parent I salute you with big bloody brownie claps! How you do it all the time I do not know, but you are amazing and a much more enlightened human being than me.
Every morning I wake up with assorted creatures sharing my bed of which I can only claim the merest millimetre due to their penchant for rotating a full 360 degrees at 15 minute intevals. The rest of the day seems to railroad right over the top of me and then suddenly it's 8:30pm and I am slumped on the couch angst-ridden about all the grumpy things I have said to the girls whilst Kipper serves up a plate of unspeakable flatulence for my penance. I am officially a card-carrying member of naughty parents annonymous.
In other news I am reading Resurrection in a Bucket by Margaret Simons. Who'd a thunk a book devoted entirely to compost could be so unputdownable? Did you know George Washington was an inspired composter and that cherry tree story, (I cannot tell a lie, Papa, twas I, yadda yadda), was more than likely a big wobbly by a biographer which is just as well because it made him sound like an insufferable bore.
No crafting to speak of here which is probably making me even crosser, vignettes are calming though. Here's hoping I'm a nicer person tomorrow, love to you and yours.
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