All class is Handsome Steve. Dressed in a torn cream business shirt, tie, sporting a tomato sauce stain and brillcream to his eyebrows, he is a demanding publican.
You'll be right if you're in the market for an UGLY BISCUIT, THE intriguing FAT BOY or have something to say about the GEELONG PREMIERSHIPS 1925 through to 2011. For God's sake don't ask for TEA and nobody mention SOY or SKINNY nothin. TWISTIES are ok and not sure what the GHERKIN OR OLIVE are served with but they are ok too.
A man of very definite opinions is Handsome Steve and between you and me more windswept and interesting than handsome but it's all in the eye of the beholder I suppose.
Don't go to Melbourne without resting your elbow on this bar.
The Abbotsford Convent, 1/1 St Heliers St, Melbourne