Did I tell you security were called to attend a noise incident on the 4th floor at Stitches and Craft? I had nothing to do with it of course, quiet as a dormouse, I am. And it certainly wasn't this little black duck who received a stern warning at the gates the following morning from a hirsute security officer to 'keep it down up there', noooooooooo. I'd also like to put it on the record that it was not my idea to do a floor show to Beyonce's, 'Single Ladies' as a crowd-puller in the slower hours of the afternoon. Ok, I may have suggested the odd tequila layback at the champagne bar, (fortuitously only a few metres away), but I reject outright any suggestion that I might have been involved in the small matter of sticking a sequinned hair clip to the security guard's coat-tail, even if it did go beautifully with his complexion.

I suggest you ask this recalcitrant crafter about the aforementioned exploits. Don't tell her I sent you.

Comments

[Michelle]

Doesn't sound like you at all! Glad you had a good time.

[alivicwil]

sounds like my kind of night out!

[Juicy Roo]

I can't believe you were asked to keep it down! That is outrageous! I hope it simply inspired you to be louder. xo

[Tania]

Yer done us proud, you fourth floor crafty hooligans.

[lisa :: the red thread]

Whoever's fault it was it sounded like lots of fun was to be had up your end. The only downside was that I was on my own and couldn't join you!

[Michelle]

Shhhh! Everyone will think us Canberrans know how to have FUN!!

[Jennie from Cravings Frocks]

Just found your blog today via You SEW Girl. Your stuff really tickles my fancy, I love craft with a sense of humour.

[Claire Falkingham]

You make me belly laugh! I couldn't get there, and now I'm kicking myslef! But,I get scared around too much craft!!!

[Bek]

Things were tame on a Wednesday morning when I popped by. How funny.

[Cindy]

It would of been such a funnier post if I didn't have "single ladies" stuck in my head for probably the next few weeks.