I think this rearranging and vignetting is an as-yet-undiagnosed form of obsessive compulsive disorder. This epiphany came upon me as I was organising the dirty cutlery in the dishwasher on a strict tonal colour palette. I have also been known to lovingly sort the clothes into complimentary colours just so I can watch them swoosh around the front-loader in a riot of harmonious shades, throw in the fact that I've developed a nervous tic when the Frenchman straightens my artfully crooked tea towels and it would be fair to say I'm a card-carrying member of neurotics annonymous.
PS just realised the whippet statue in not at the required 180 degree angle. Must. Go. And. Straighten. xx